codyjohnston:

Wrote five great movies about a guy who likes shrugging.

Which Bullshit Waste of Time Quiz Are You?

codyjohnston:

I got “Which Mr. Belvedere Character Are You?”, which is so right, I am SO that quiz.

Anonymous asked: Will you please tell me a scary story?

sorenbowie:

Once there was this guy and he had this wife and every time she said, “I love you” he would say… “Ditto.”

So this guy got shot during a robbery and his wife was inconsolable and she kept going back to the pottery wheel they used to use together and occasionally fuck on, and she tried to feel his ghost there with her, making a tea kettle or whatever but it just never felt quite right. 

Finally she met this psychic lady with no eyebrows name Whoopi who claimed that she could see the wife’s dead lover.  She agreed to let him inhabit her body for half an hour so that the couple could fuck on their pottery wheel one more time. But it turned out that the psychic was a hustler who just wanted to have sex with the heartbroken lady. And that’s why you can never trust a psychic.

How The Dumbest Plagiarist In The World Tried To Blackmail Me (And Failed Hilariously)

srmxy:

So, last week I made a post about Alex Noudelman, a “Top 10” websites mogul who likes stealing articles from other sites, then accusing the original authors of plagiarism. He can get away with this because some sites, like Cracked, have forums where the writers develop the ideas for…

azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

(Source: archangelmiha, via meaty-chunks-of-life)

so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

n0dlove:

willinoise:

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^lil playa~~

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so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

(via bropaulcalypse)

meaty-chunks-of-life:

gif-guy:

http://gifini.com/

Yay! Dogs in strollers pushed by other dogs!!

meaty-chunks-of-life:

gif-guy:

http://gifini.com/

Yay! Dogs in strollers pushed by other dogs!!

cindersk:

For those who are interested.

cindersk:

For those who are interested.

(via meaty-chunks-of-life)

meaty-chunks-of-life:

Good to know I got that question right in high school

meaty-chunks-of-life:

Good to know I got that question right in high school

(Source: scattttterbrained)

meaty-chunks-of-life:

johnnybuiii:

"I’mma just take a sip okay?"

LOL The Face!!!

meaty-chunks-of-life:

johnnybuiii:

"I’mma just take a sip okay?"

LOL The Face!!!