hipster:

kushandlyrikz:

lexx4ever:

Because, the dog will starve from your stupidity. And you won’t give a fuck because you’re too high on the dance floor with all the other hipsters.

hipsters? fuck them faggots. we dont roll with them. they dont have swag. our dog swaggie wont die. he still livin. swag is givin him his key vitamins n nutrients n shit.

LOL. 

hipster:

kushandlyrikz:

lexx4ever:

Because, the dog will starve from your stupidity. And you won’t give a fuck because you’re too high on the dance floor with all the other hipsters.

hipsters? fuck them faggots. we dont roll with them. they dont have swag. our dog swaggie wont die. he still livin. swag is givin him his key vitamins n nutrients n shit.

LOL. 

Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon.

E. L. Doctorow (via maxkirin)

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the-goddamazon:

recoveringhipster:

So stoked about the Hobby Lobby ruling today. Officially going to incorporate myself so I can get a religious exemption for my student loans debt they violate my deeply held religious conviction that all debts are supposed to be forgiven every seven years, as per the book of Deuteronomy.

Bruh. Why didn’t I think of this.

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end0skeletal:

Happy Owls!

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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the-diary-of-anonymous:

icaylasweetheart:


Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.




<3

the-diary-of-anonymous:

icaylasweetheart:

Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.

<3

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slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.  

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babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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anon-i-mus:

You are all buddhas (awakened), yet unaware (unconscious). You have collectively fallen into a deep sleep to your true nature; dreaming up a life of a pauper, shifting your attention towards fear, limitation, separation, social conditioning and a space-time personal story.-Anon I mus

anon-i-mus:

You are all buddhas (awakened), yet unaware (unconscious). You have collectively fallen into a deep sleep to your true nature; dreaming up a life of a pauper, shifting your attention towards fear, limitation, separation, social conditioning and a space-time personal story.-Anon I mus

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